- Amanhã vou fazer uma tatuagem nova!, diz Marcela.
- Eba, que legal! Qual desenho você vai fazer? - pergunto eu.
- Uma lagarta! - responde ela.
- Lagarta? Aquele bicho que vira borboleta? - tento entender melhor.
- Não! Lagarta, a mulher do lagarto! - conta Marcela muito satisfeita com sua escolha e com a maneira como nomeia o animal.
- Mas não é lagarta! É lagarto fêmea - tenta explicar Cristiane, entrando na conversa.
- Então você vai desenhar um lagarto, é isso? - eu mais uma vez, cheia de dúvidas.
- Sim, vários lagartinhos que formam um lagarto-fêmea grande.
... Expressão de estranhamento em metade das pessoas da mesa. A outra metade ainda não tem a menor idéia do que se está conversando e por isso decide continuar comendo...
- Então você vai tatuar várias lagartixas! - brinco.
- Isso! - diz Marcela com cara de feliz. Sabe o que é gente: eu adoro lagartixas! - termina a frase, numa resposta inacreditável.
Conclusão: É raro presenciar uma declaração dessas na sua vida - inteira. "Eu adoro lagartixas" é das frases mais bizarras que eu já ouvi. Mas tentando ser solidária a minha amiga - estranha, beeeem estranha - Marcela, pergunto: qual é o seu bicho "disgusting" preferido?
O meu é o tatu bola vai...
PS - Essa conversa foi retratada de acordo com flashes da minha memória de formiga (viva os insetos!). Portanto, qualquer frase semelhante com a realidade terá sido mera, meríssima coincidência.
PS 2 - Esse blog só fala de bicho. Deveríamos ter um banner-patrocínio do Greenpeace no topo.
Luciana Borges é uma jornalista das boas. Adora comprar sapatos e usa brinco de um lado só. Relutou até o fim, mas agora adora sua calça skinny. Ama arrumar as malas e cair na estrada. Ou melhor, no avião. E fala pacas de cinema. Habilidade especial: dar conselhos
Cristiane Senna é uma vegetariana convicta. Ai de quem contrariá-la! Não sai de casa sem base, rímel e blush. Adora todas as sandálias da Melissa e ama gatos - tem oito. Queria ser veterinária, é jornalista - adora - e quem sabe um dia não ganhe a vida como bióloga. Habilidade especial: dar foras e fazer rir
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Lu, adorei o post!!!
Aliás, ontem eu fui no estúdio com a Má. Fiquei empolgadíssima...
Os desenhos do cara são shoooow!
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Lagartixas são lindas! Elas lá e eu aqui... Mas, adorooooo!!!
Hahaha! Adorei a parte do patrocínio do Greenpeace! Concordo plenamente...
Só a Marcela mesmo para adorar lagartixas. Medo!
Bjos
eu também gosto de lagartixas. tenho vergonha de dizer meu outro disgusting bixinho preferido. não é barata. é molinho, indefeso, tontinho.
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